“Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse kick every popped collar in sight…”
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YES.
April 2010
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“The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence.”
— Chuck Norris Facts (via chucknorrisfacts)
An excerpt from the poem I spat at the poetry slam last night:
This was Cornell’s first poetry slam. Here’s a little sample of the poem I spat (it’s the 6th stanza) Chemistry majors, please don’t be offended. I just really despise orgo. This isn’t what the whole poem is about, but I got a ton of laughs out of this stanza:
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From “The Wannabe” by T. Sands:
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No, I’m sitting in the sea
of bodies, transfixed
by the epileptic piece of chalk
that spits out dusty white nonsense:
This goes here.
That goes there.
Flying electrons: voodoo magic.
This is a mechanism. Look:
the molecule is happy now.
Oh, but this one:
this one is sad.
This is chemistry.
This is stupid.
Realization:
My tumblr is the most random thing ever. But that’s alrighty-dighty because I’m kind of random myself. In a strange and often spastic way…
